You know what I love? NO REALLY, DO YOU?

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE TRAFFIC!

Thank you for Texas for electing to build a highway AND a tollway right next to each other, what’s next jerkfaces?

The city of The Colony should change their ’slogan’ from ‘The City by the Lake’ to ‘The Construction Capital of the WORLD’. Lake Lewisville isn’t even a REAL lake. You can’t drive your boats on it during certain parts of the year because of the possibility of your motor running through a patch of trees they couldn’t dig up before the floods came, therefore leaving this manmade lake USELESS.

I really don’t like The Colony that much anymore. Wait, I don’t think I ever did. If they built a bowling alley here that would really change my perspective though. EH? EH?

This whole having a career thing has really made me lose my edge.