The vacation has gone well so far.

I’ve played more XBOX than I have in the past month, which really isn’t saying much, cause it’s been maybe 3-4 hours total. My cousins on the other hand, have played about 10 hours… A DAY.

I found out why my Uncle’s wireless is not trustable. Apparently he did the spray foam insulation… ON TOP OF the regular insulation and the 2 ft thick walls. So basically his home is super duty and could withstand a hurricane and a tornado… in one.

My cousins’ button mashing on the XBOX controller is actually louder than them whispering… I don’t know if that’s gonna keep you out of trouble boys.

Today we went to the beach in North Carolina (It’s about an hour away, near all the rich houses. I think Pam Anderson lives near… my Uncle has property there and is soon going to build a beach house). It was nice out, not too sunny and a calm breeze. Essentially giving me a nice toasted brown look on my arms legs and face (I didn’t think to wear my trunks… I know… I’m a jackass).

I’ve discovered some long lost distant cousins as of late. The most important being Aaron Boone, most famous for destroying the Red Sox dreams one more year by hitting the walk off home run in extra innings in 2003. The less important (HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW CAMMI?), being Cammi, a 20-something mom with two boys ages 4 and 2. Her life is really boring and I don’t know what to write about her.

Just kidding Cammi, you’re cool in my book. Cooler than Aaron, who doesn’t even read my website.