Randolph Morris.

He’s the one getting dunked on.

Randolph Morris has recently decided to forgo his final 3 years of eligibility at the University of Kentucky and stay in the NBA Draft. He apparently has been promised that he will be chosen in the first round, who would promise him this, I don’t know.

Why would you want an indecisive (spin left, right, or travel?), lead footed (did he even average 1 block per game after averaging nearly double digit blocks in high school?), chicken shit (he actually FAXED in his notice of entering the NBA draft to Tubby Smith), six foot ten inch waste of height that some people (morons) compared to Tim Duncan coming out of high school, I’m sure Tim Duncan would have averaged nine points, five rebounds and twenty seven missed layups a game as a freshman in the center-less South Eastern Conference.

You know what, I hope he doesn’t even get drafted. He could have came back next year and nearly tripled his draft stock playing with Rajon Rondo and Patrick Sparks another year. Seeing what Sparks did with Shagari during his red shirt year, imagine what he could have done with Randolph Morris. You better start working on your imagination cause you won’t have much to work with. I’d be surprised if he plays ten minutes a game next year.