My wireless internet crapped out on me, and I can’t even connect to the internet anymore, so I’m blogging from audioblog, even though I think it’s crap.

Now, a list of things that have been on my mind:

Stuffed crust pizza would be a lot better if they cooked the crust more where it wasn’t as soft as the cheese that was inside.

The pizza delivery guy said I looked familiar, after a line of questioning he figured out that I
looked like Jack Osbourne, thanks a lot, I haven’t heard that 7000 times, asshole.

I’d really rather watch Everybody Love’s Raymond and sleep than go to the beach.

The hotel hallway feels like a sauna, you know, since my room is set at 68 degrees and all…. what? I’m hot natured and I’m in florida, cram it.

There really is a lot more to hardwood floors than I thought.

Sleeping is a lot harder to do when you’re in a hotel room by yourself and 1000 miles from home, I can now see why my dad hates traveling.

being around texans with thicker country accents than myself, I’m tapping into a southern drawl I never thought I had before. I’ve actually been skipping valid syllables.

Denny’s breakfast food is really greasier than it should be.

Since when is texas the only state with sweetened tea? I thought everybody liked sweetened tea? I guess I wouldn’t know, being a non tea drinking mormon and all.

If you’re installing a floor in your home by yourself, wouldn’t you go the hardwood route? I mean, it can last up to 80 friggin years. Plus you could say, “don’t you like my hardwood?”

Mellow Yellow should be embraced in Texas, I’m glad they have it in the soda machine in the hotel i’m staying at, dear texas, love the mellow yellow, it loves you back, and it’s a nice alternative to mountain dew every now and then.

Why would having “the latest nintendo 64″ games, really be a selling point at this hotel? Didn’t they stop making nintendo 64 games 5 years ago?

Listen to it below me…

BELOW ME! Get it?

So, I decided to go to the hotel next door and see if they have wireless…. of course they do, and of course it works. Damn you Courtyard Marriott.

Damn you to hell.