As I was driving to my Brother’s house last night to spend the night with his dogs (him and his wife are out of town), someone drove by me, slowed down, then waved at me. I had NO IDEA who this person was, I waved back, but I still felt like a real jerk. I [...]

HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE MY ARROGANCE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!
I was just at work 14 hours (where I unloaded 20 pallets off of a truck by myself), and I have to be back in less than 10 hours.
again… SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!
How’s that for charming?

Anyone know of any site counters that don’t suck? Gostats seems to go out at least once a week, and it says I had 12 hits today, I know I’m not THAT popular, but come on? 12? Whitney Houston gets more hits from Bobby.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

My knees feel as if they might fall off, and I would be left unable to sell hardwood floors.
This better be worth it.

Reason why TiVo was invented by restless wives of sports fanatics…
I just watched a near 3 hour basketball game in a little over an hour. I took a nice nap, woke up at 4, and I am finishing up the game right now, live.
When Heather toasted Tim and Chelsea last Summer at their wedding saying, [...]

I’m tired of people asking me to link them, I really don’t care about my links anymore, so I’m actually going to only put up links of people’s blogs I read on a daily basis. If you’re mad I took you off, I’m sorry, but I really don’t sit at home reading blogs all day. [...]

Me: yoooooooooooo tell me what you want what you really really want
Me: spice girls should get together again
Me: reunion tour
Peter: I hate you
Me: haha
Me: it’s that damn commercials fault
Me: they play it all the time on espn
Peter: haha
Me: the spice girls was the jam in 5 and 6th grade
Peter: haha
Peter: yesssssss
Me: and the first few [...]

“Fortune for a quarter, I LOOOOVE quarters!” - Mr. Wong’s fortune machine, located in a small, dirty burrito shop in Provo, Utah.
When did fortune cookies get to be so “life altering” and stopped actually giving fortunes? I just ordered Chinese food from “Cyber Takee Outee”, by the way, weird ass name, who REQUIRES that you [...]

My wireless internet crapped out on me, and I can’t even connect to the internet anymore, so I’m blogging from audioblog, even though I think it’s crap.
Now, a list of things that have been on my mind:
Stuffed crust pizza would be a lot better if they cooked the crust more where it wasn’t as soft [...]

I’m in Florida (for some reason I put San Antonio at first, probably because they’re playing some nice soft Latin Guitar in the Lobby of the hotel, and I just watched the end of the Sonics demolishing the Spurs), and maaaaaaaaaaan is it HUMID! Screw this crap. Also, the hotel (Courtyard Marriott) only has wireless [...]