TOO BAD!
I made this specially for my internet girlfriend, Sam. Who is way cooler than anyone I’ve ever talked to in my life. She even took a picture for me, which I thought I’d share with the internet because she’s just that much cooler than you.
Isn’t she beautiful? I thought so. Such an amazing smile.
We chat about 4 hours a day, you could say we’re getting serious…


11 responses so far ↓
Samam // Mar 27, 2005 at 2:24 am
This comment is to pledge my Internet boyfriend love for Mr. Boonesley. This shirt is the best thing ever and I know everyone is jealous of it. (Yes, someone CAN know that!) George is mine, sorry ladies.
Debi // Mar 27, 2005 at 2:34 am
Has she sent you a full body shot yet or are you a little TO’d?
HKD // Mar 27, 2005 at 9:48 am
lafawnduh!!!
Kath // Mar 27, 2005 at 10:13 am
Sam is beautiful, George! But is she a CATS fan?
John Doe Jr. // Mar 27, 2005 at 2:11 pm
Dude, is he wearing sparkles?
Anonymous // Mar 27, 2005 at 5:49 pm
OMG IT’S PUNKY BREWSTER!!!!
GEORGE! // Mar 27, 2005 at 9:13 pm
you do mean is she wearing sparkles? Right John doe jr?
I mean, cause she is female, obviously.
Anonymous // Mar 28, 2005 at 6:11 am
I wouldn’t assume “obviously” unless you’ve gotten your full body shot. I’m just saying.
I see you have forsaken our love once and for all, G Boo. That’s ok, I won’t cry for you, Argentina. But just remember this… she might be your internet girlfriend, but I AM YOUR INTERNET *WIFE!*
-Mrs. George #2
John Doe Jr. // Mar 28, 2005 at 9:05 am
Yeah, of couse.
I am just a bad typist… seriously.
And I will also blame the flu medicine I was on too…

__snowflake__ // Mar 29, 2005 at 10:33 am
So I guess this makes the Internet Mistress? Okay… I guess I really have no choice.
*This is for “samam”: Bananahead is awesome! Don’t hurt him. I have connections that will cause you a lot of pain. That being said, hope you two are enjoying each other!
Random and Odd // Mar 30, 2005 at 11:43 am
You’ve got a wife, a girlfriend and mistress.
George said I get to be his internet mother.
You all be good to him, play nice and have him home before the street lights come on.
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