Go here and put in your birthdate and find out the song that was number 1 when you were born.
You wanna know mine? No really, do you?
It was …. Madonna’s 1980’s megahit, Like a Virgin.
HOW IRONIC!!!!!
No really, don’t believe me? Check it out for yourself, Jan 23, 1985.

So on the way home from turning in my DIFFICULT (see easy) take-home bowling test I decided to stop by Wal*Mart and pick up a few things.
Those things being:
2 pair of WICKED flip flops
A new dark blue t-shirt
So I figured, I got a new t-shirt, why not add my own customization to it? SO [...]

As you’ve noticed I’ve updating my blog’s look and feel. I was looking at it today and I was like “you know what, I don’t even really like green, I’ve got to put a stop to this.”
So I went with blue, because blue, is like… my favorite color, or something.
Anyway, I hope you like [...]

Melanie your tree is cursed. It will be cut down in about 15 years at this pace. Why must your tree eat chainsaws? It’s kind of like the great kite eating tree in Charlie Brown, but less crappy, and you don’t say “Wa wa, wa wa wa wa wa?” Everytime I talk [...]

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
Come one Sparks hit your damn free throws and the game would have been over.
Oh well, next year hopefully we can go all the way. These four freshman could turn out to be pretty special.

First off, happy Easter!

Me wearing a pastel-ish orange for Easter Sunday, aren’t I the festive one?
Second off, I also wore the orange in response to Illinois’ victory over Arizona. Did anyone else reading catch that game? (I know you did Robert, I’m surprised you didn’t have a heart attack and die.) That was an AMAZING [...]

Who wants one of these?

TOO BAD!
I made this specially for my internet girlfriend, Sam. Who is way cooler than anyone I’ve ever talked to in my life. She even took a picture for me, which I thought I’d share with the internet because she’s just that much cooler than you.

Isn’t she beautiful? I thought [...]

North Carolina is one of the most widely liked basketball teams in America, partly because everybody likes Michael Jordan, and everybody used to like Vince Carter.
Now this really bugs me, I dislike fair weather fans very much, and I HAAAAAAAATE talking to people about college sports when they don’t know what the hell they’re talking [...]

I REAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLY hate Dick Vitale. Is there anyone that really likes him saying “the bottom line” and “ACC BABY!” 4738 times a game/broadcast.
Seriously, who likes it when this guy announces? He’s an idiot. He fails as a coach and they give him an annoucing job. COME ON! I don’t get a cushy [...]

TAKE THAT FAIR WEATHER UTAH FANS! YOU AND YOUR JACK MORMON POINT GUARD!
::exhale::
Good game, except that I felt like I was watching a game from the pre-shot-clock era. Utah plays incredibly boring basketball and Andrew Bogut will not be as good in the NBA as everyone thinks he will be. He is toooooooooooooooooooooo [...]