My ex-girlfriend’s ta tas.
I think that since I was the last person she dated before she got married, I am allowed to post this picture. Especially since whenever anyone asked me what my girlfriend looked like at the time I sent them this picture.
One of my friends said I should feel good about being the last person someone dated before they got married, it’s like I made them realize they were ready for marriage.
I think that’s a bunch of bull crap.
And no her pants weren’t half unzipped because we were about to have sex or anything, I lived in BYU-Approved housing and sex is not allowed. Especially if you don’t have the password to the special underwear we have to wear until we get married.
And no I wasn’t aiming for the ta tas, I was aiming for the behind, she turned around quickly before my slow ace digital camera could take the picture. Damn you Kodak.
And no… wait, that’s it.
13 responses so far ↓
Holy Schmidt // Feb 24, 2005 at 8:42 am
How come I didn’t know it was Ta-Ta Thursday?
Not that it matters. I don’t have the kind of ta-tas that cause the heavens to open up and the angels to sing. But if I did, man, they’d be ALL over my blog!
Amanda B. // Feb 24, 2005 at 9:19 am
Whoa! Your ex has major taa-taa-action happening. Nicely done George.
Don’t worry. There’s someone with even more magnificent taa-taas out there for you. You just have to find them. I mean her.
Anonymous // Feb 24, 2005 at 10:10 am
wow….those are some impressive ta-tas.
-annette
HomeDetentionLady // Feb 24, 2005 at 11:25 am
GEORGE! That’s awesome that you joined in on Taa Taa Thursday! I LOVE IT! Did you check out my taa taa’s yet?
Johnny Newt // Feb 24, 2005 at 12:15 pm
Does is some sweet ta-tas. They have earned the Tah-da-da-daaaaa “VIKING KING SEAL OF APPROVAL” Congradulations my little blogging underling you will now be allowed to address me directly !
Raquel // Feb 24, 2005 at 12:25 pm
how do you get pictures on your blog…..everywhere??? Ayuda porfavorr…
Toad // Feb 24, 2005 at 3:45 pm
Not bad, my man. It’s too bad you had to cut that one loose…>;-)
TLG // Feb 24, 2005 at 4:17 pm
It could be worse. I had a friend in high school… Four consecutive guys who dated her came out of the closet shortly after breaking up with her.
August95 // Feb 24, 2005 at 5:43 pm
I didn’t know it was Ta-Ta Thursday either. But it looks like you got all the important stuff in that picture anyways.
Ern // Feb 24, 2005 at 9:44 pm
Even though I didn’t know it was official, I put up taa-taas too. I must have sensed that it was Taa-taa day subconsciously.
So you can go check out my taa-taas if you want. They aren’t as big as your ex’s, but they do happen to be wearing green, like she is!
Mrs.Strizzay // Feb 24, 2005 at 10:39 pm
I hate the camera delay thing too. UGH
And her belly is flat.
Alena // Feb 24, 2005 at 11:34 pm
I just want to know why every single one of your Google ads has to do with clowns.
Nessa // Feb 25, 2005 at 9:41 am
Hi George! Thanks for the link help & for bringing up ta-ta Thursday again - I paid homage over at my homely blog, but one day I will have surgery to correct the madness!!!
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