I liked Johnny G Jumbo better when he went by Maddox Nobody has their own style of writing anymore, especially most males, I mean, most boys who like to think their real men.
“Hey you (insert female body part here) why don’t you be a real man and eat some (certain type of meat) with some (certain type of alcohol)! Vegetarians are (female body part here)!”
If you were a real man you’d have some sort of creativity.
10 responses so far ↓
Anonymous // Feb 22, 2005 at 10:31 am
Freakin haters! He’s just upset about his tiny pee pee.
Johnny Newt // Feb 22, 2005 at 10:37 am
Yeah, there you go ass-licker thats much better now your gettin’ the hang-of it ! Now quite being a turd taster and write more posts like this ! Sorry I’m not feeling the creativity oosing from your amazing writing style, but keep up the quest young knight i’m sure you will think of something really creative to say someday Sir Fag-a-lot !
Holy Schmidt // Feb 22, 2005 at 10:50 am
Johnny, do you not GET that a lot of us just blog because we want to share stories with our friends and families and really don’t give a flying blowjob about our writing styles.
Jesus, dude. Do get laid and lay off GEORGE! We love him. He makes food!
Holy Schmidt // Feb 22, 2005 at 10:51 am
Oh, yeah…and you have a tiny pee-pee!
Anonymous // Feb 22, 2005 at 11:26 am
this Johnny thing is hilarious… where can i find such an articulate spambot?
Johnny Newt // Feb 22, 2005 at 11:44 am
Hey there Schmidty, i’m not the one that started bitchen about all that writing style shit, it was monkey boy here, iwas just makin’ a friendly observation !
now about my tiny pee, pee. glad to see your so interested in it ! Thats right love me, want me i am Your Viking Master !
Anonymous // Feb 22, 2005 at 1:19 pm
What a fucktard. Nobody can out asshole Maddox. He is the king, and we love him for it.
Go ahead and say “lick ass turd booger” mr. jumbo and get it all out of your system. Only, if you don’t mind, consult the English language first.
Keep rockin’ George.
Aitch // Feb 22, 2005 at 1:59 pm
JG is quite scary and is ruining my good time. I judt don’t get what he is trying to say.
In any case, your steak looked way good GEORGE! do you do the marinating thing or what?
Holy Schmidt // Feb 22, 2005 at 8:22 pm
Of GEORGE! Jason just came home with Grand Turismo 4. I don’t think he needs a wife anymore.
If you’d like to play with him…RE-PHRASE…if you’d like to play the new game with him, holla!
Crazy Girl City // Feb 23, 2005 at 8:22 pm
Maddox is great. I wish he would update more.
Have you read TuckerMax.com?
Or chair-force.com?
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