Dear Google AdSense,
Please take away the scary ass clown ads. Ever since watching saw I’ll hate them for the rest of my life. Please take deep consideration in removing these ads from my side bar and never putting them there again. You could put up some nice ads about XBOX, or perhaps [...]

These are pictures taken the night before my birthday (Jan. 22)
Yea, I’m a little late, so what?

“My name is Peter and I don’t bowl with my fingers in the holes, aka a SISSY”

Thanks mom for the cake with football on it. It didn’t remind me of how much I hated high school football coaches and [...]

You know what sucks? no really, do you?
It sucks when you turn on music on the computer and the previous person that used the computer had the speakers up WAY too loud, and it scares the crap out of you. This just happened to me, but the “scare the crap out of you” feeling [...]

I’m not going to post because the UK game is coming on… and I don’t feel like it..
SO SUCK IT!

You are

What Rejected Crayon Are You?

gboone13: sex in the kitchen?
sassy7cassy: i’ll toss your salad
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sassy7cassy: HEY
sassy7cassy: if R Kelly does it, it MUST be cool
gboone13: ok, I’ll pee on you
It’s obviously that she lurves me.

I don’t know if you’ve heard the new R Kelly song “Sex in the Kitchen”, but it is the most ridiculous song ever. And by ridiculous I mean ridiculously AWESOME!
Seriously, just check out the lyrics…
Girl you’re in the kitchen
Cooking me a meal
Something makes me wanna come in there and get a feel
Walk around in your [...]

My ex-girlfriend’s ta tas.
I think that since I was the last person she dated before she got married, I am allowed to post this picture. Especially since whenever anyone asked me what my girlfriend looked like at the time I sent them this picture.
One of my friends said I should feel good about being [...]

Today in BCIS (Bull Crap In Society/Business Computer Information Systems, either one really) we learned how to use Microsoft Excel. This was a particularly hard day for me, considering I was the President of Business Professionals of America in High School, and I went to state competition in the Spreadsheet Analysis competition. Needless [...]

I liked Johnny G Jumbo better when he went by Maddox Nobody has their own style of writing anymore, especially most males, I mean, most boys who like to think their real men.
“Hey you (insert female body part here) why don’t you be a real man and eat some (certain type of meat) with [...]