Did I really just spend two hours playing Xbox? Yes, yes I did. Watching the Sugar Bowl and playing Xbox, that’s how I spent my night ladies… who’s wants some? Honestly, I don’t know why I made this blog. Now you’ll just see how TRULY boring I am.
I had a nice trip to the bank and KFC IN THE HARDCORE RAIN! Raindrops so big that they covered my entire windsheild before the wipers could even move in one complete motion. You may be asking yourself “If the rain was so hard, why would he go out?” Well, ladies and gentlemen, my dad needed cash for tomorrow, and we were hungry and my mom wasn’t going to cook us anything and I just wasn’t in the mood to break out my chef’s hat. So guess who has to drive? You’re right, ME! I did the dumbest thing I could have done and drove MY car, the car that doesn’t do well in the rain, and has humungo (is that even a word? no? it’s not? oh well.) blind spots with the top up. SMOOTH MOVE JACKASS! I probably would have been better off on my dad’s HARLEY! OF FRANCE!!!!
I’M TIRED!
10 responses so far ↓
ginger // Jan 4, 2005 at 6:54 am
Hey, there’s nothing wrong with playing Xbox… my fiance and I play PS2 ALL the time and we are 25 and 30!!
And who WOULDN’T go out in the rain for some KFC?
Anonymous // Jan 4, 2005 at 7:54 am
“Humungo” is totally a word. Not to mention “ginormous” and their bastard linguistic child, “gigundo”. If they’re not in the OED now, I’m positive they’ll be in the next edition.
lulu cornichon
Anonymous // Jan 4, 2005 at 8:52 am
Hey, GEORGE! Thanks for opening the Anonymous Comments. I don’t have my own URL (yet), so this is the way I have to do it.
The rain was also strong here in Illinois, and I was out running errands. No KFC–I wasn’t near that side of town. It took an hour for my jacket to dry out, even though I hung it near the furnace vent.
The way we have to drive our cars is whichever one is closest to the street end of the driveway.
I have to tell you I think it is cool you write so often on your blog. My son your age only writes papers for classes or one sentence Thank You notes for his Grammie.
~~MrsDoF
Peter Hentges // Jan 4, 2005 at 9:02 am
Two hours? Dude, I spent THREE DAYS of my VACATION playing Xbox. (Knights of the Old Republic; that game rawks!)
spoonleg // Jan 4, 2005 at 11:07 am
“Honey, you can play with my XBox anytime…. hey, what d’ya know, this game is called XBox!”
Amanda B. // Jan 4, 2005 at 11:13 am
George, you’re engaging in poopy talk. Step away from the Xbox. Go outside and frolic with the daises.
Wear a jacket lest you get nipple burn.
Aitch // Jan 4, 2005 at 1:34 pm
um, yes humungo is totally a word. As well as Coinky-dink. Because it is a coinky-dink that someone else totally knows that humungo is a word too!
Aliesha // Jan 4, 2005 at 6:46 pm
Nothing wrong with a bit of XBOX or KFC for that matter. Humungo should be a word in my opinion.
Anonymous // Jan 4, 2005 at 10:09 pm
George!!! Your blog is totally cracking me up. Love it.
Anonymous // Jan 4, 2005 at 11:20 pm
My town has an all-you-can eat KFC buffet. It is awesome. http://catherinefox.typepad.com
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