Tonight we celebrated my Sister-in-law Chelsea’s birthday, along with the Family Christmas since we weren’t all home for the holidays. Since I’ve returned home from Utah my mom has put me in charge for a lot of the cooking duties. I’ve actually heard my mom say, “MMM these porkchops are actually MOIST!” So naturally I had to cook today. It’s really not that bad, my mom buys the ingredients, I do the cooking. So anyways, I cooked enough pork chops and stir-fry with chicken AND shrimp for about seventeen people, and we only had seven coming. Needless to say there is a lot of leftovers in the fridge right now. If only chuck was here right now, he’d be getting a lot of handouts before he jumped in my bed for tonight’s slumber.
Anyway, after the feast we watched a lot of Football and opened presents. We made fun of the way my mom says acorn, “a-kern”, and reminisced about how my brothers used to beat me with pillows until I would be laughing so much that I’d start barking like a dog. I had a small case of Asthma as a child, yes I was mistreated.
15 responses so far ↓
Ali // Jan 2, 2005 at 12:27 am
“Moist” is a really gross word. It’s up there with “panties” and “squished”.
I have a question for you, GEORGE! Does it weird you out that people comment on Heather’s site using the moniker “Mrs. George”. Not only that, but there are at least THREE “Mrs. George”s. Well actually - the whole polygamy thing kind of works well with that. Anyways, happy new year and good to see you have a blog now
Ali
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Kathy // Jan 2, 2005 at 12:59 am
Welcome to Blogspot!
spoonleg // Jan 2, 2005 at 1:37 am
This is Mrs. George #2. Why would George be bothered by me using a screenname indicative of our impending nuptials? He IS the love of my life, afterall.
and fyi- the original title was “future mrs. george #2″ which has since been shortened. If you’re so intrigued then hop aboard the G-train. You’ll just have to take sloppy thirds.
Random and Odd // Jan 2, 2005 at 1:43 am
MY NEW YEARS WISH CAME TRUE!
Welcome George!
Beth // Jan 2, 2005 at 3:49 am
GEORGE! Happy New Year! What fun!
I, too, am a Kentucky Girl (tho I’m in England now) I wonder, do you pronounce the ‘r’ in ‘warsh’?
Franikins // Jan 2, 2005 at 10:33 am
A man that can cook pork, chicken, and sea food. Now that’s a man after my own heart.
But I see I will have to wait in line behind the abundance of Mrs. Georges.
Thanks for appeasing the masses with your new blog.
Colleen // Jan 2, 2005 at 12:38 pm
Man, oh man, if I were not happily married…
cooking, Leta-loving George would be getting visitors from NJ to help get rid of the leftovers.
oh, you know, I am probably old enough to be your mom. I’ll stop now.
mmm! Happy New Year, blogged one.
ginger // Jan 2, 2005 at 1:54 pm
Hey GEORGE!
Psycho Kitty // Jan 2, 2005 at 2:53 pm
GEORGE!
Amanda B. // Jan 2, 2005 at 3:14 pm
Howdy GEORGE! Glad you have your own blog. I’m looking forward to reading about your adventures.
Holy Schmidt // Jan 2, 2005 at 4:33 pm
GEORGE!!!
Small fucking world. My hubby and I live on S. Colony Boulevard. If you ever notice the weird house that has the red little fence and the bridge covering their front walkway (they are WEIRD people), we live in the house to the right of them. Stop by and say hi and, yeah, bring some of those left-overs with you!
Melanie S.
bran // Jan 2, 2005 at 6:56 pm
okay, GEORGE! i admit it. I AM A COMMENT WHORE.
whew. that felt good.
also, cook me something? thanks.
Stellina // Jan 2, 2005 at 9:59 pm
Hi GEORGE! Love your beard.
Random and Odd // Jan 3, 2005 at 12:35 am
Hey GEORGE! did you catch the score on the game tonight?
Yeah, KINGS WIN BABY!
hee hee.
Greasy.
Kristine
Aitch // Jan 4, 2005 at 1:22 pm
Oh, I love the word Moist! Along with switchblade, machete and squeek
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