Last night we (Peter, Jordan, Elisha and Brianne (Jordan’s little sister) were going to go bowling, but Main Event was full of a bunch of yuppie jerks (if you were there, I don’t mean you, just the other people). So we decided to drive to AMF in Lewisville, 30 minute wait, not waiting. So we [...]

Mom: Do you brush your teeth good every night?
Me: (sarcastically) No I don’t brush my teeth anymore….
Mom: I have to get a cracked filling fixed, which I hate.
Me: HA HA!
I’ve only had one cavity in all of my years, and that was when I was about 8 or 9. I can’t stand the dentist [...]

Mom: I’m glad Arkansas didn’t win that game (against Kentucky), I didn’t want to hear anymore cussing.
Me: What you mean like more shits?
Mom: I heard some hells and damns too.
Tim and I do not take Kentucky losses well.

Yesterday after my friend Peter kicked my ass in 4 games of bowling (good thing I’m in that bowling class) he took a wrong turn on Parker. To which I replied, “Are you going the right way?”. He insisted it was. About 20 minutes later we’re in Wylie, which isn’t The Colony [...]

Today feels like Saturday.. maybe because I don’t have class and I went bowling today. Take that people with class on friday’s, suckers.
I’ll post about my day later, when I don’t feel drunk from just waking up.

I love community college for a few reasons. One being it is very inexpensive, another being the classes are taught at a high school level, especially if you take a night class. On the other hand, I hate community college for a lot of reasons.
First off, why are people trying to still be [...]

At your ten year high school reunion… by robbiewriter

Your school name

Your name

Your job will be
Porn star

You will be worth
$317,671

Everyone will think you
are really hot

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I’d much rather spend my night playing Halo 2 with a bunch of 20-something, and middle aged men than do reading for my ridiculous Computer Essentials class.
More on the ridiculousness later.

Comment in parenthesis is my own.
Cass: yo
George: yo
Cass: how are you?
George: good, you?
Cass: good, nice and sweaty
George: oh man that’s hot
Cass: lmao
Cass: it’s so not
George: i know
Cass: guys like their girls to just LOOK like they can run 8 miles, not actually sweat or anything
George: it doesn’t bother me
George: kind of a reminder that girls [...]

Slurping and chomping while eating has to be two of the most annoying sounds in the world. Maybe it’s just me, but I think these are worse for the ears than nails on a chalkboard.