“Hey drink this!”

“No… I’m good right now.”

“Come oooooooooooooooooooooon!”

“…Alright.”

Note to self: Jumping off the 2nd story of the party boat may hurt your shoulder.  Do not do this again. Jackass.

Sadly I did not bring my camera with me last night because I didn’t want it to be in the lake.  Sorry.

The following song plays every time I’m in the weight room and the classic radio station is playing and I always feel out of place.

I mean, if I’m gonna lift weights while listening to this song, I should be sitting on the hood of an ‘85 Camaro doing bicep curls in a sleeveless mesh shirt… Right?

Maybe even smoking some Marlboro Reds…

But I’m using this to cook with a roast, is this even a good wine?  I have no idea at all.  My dad got a wine gift set for Christmas, and obviously my parents don’t drink, so it’s been sitting in their bedroom.  I decided to break this particular bottle out and cook it with a roast, hopefully it turns out decent.

Today I went in to do my regular workout and a friend from class asked me if I wanted to play basketball instead. I was hesitant at first, usually my back ends up killing me the rest of the day or my knees nearly break in half during the game. Apparently, I should have stuck with my first instinct and just worked out, because we played for two hours and I am definitely paying for it right now.

This is what I’ll look like for the next five hours, kicking back and watching some basketball.   At least with all the weight loss I can now jump higher and run a little faster.

This video pretty much sums up the weekend.

That was Andy dedicating “Pony” by Ginuwine to Josh’s mom. Classic. We didn’t get a good enough video of me singing “Anyway You Want It” because it was rather dark and I’m not sure Andy knows how to operate a video camera successfully, it was all blurry. But you can pretty much just look at this picture and imagine me screaming the lyrics into the mic and you’ll get the same effect.

Lots of fun was had this weekend with cougars and with girls who were even close to our age. We went out to Denton last night and Andy somehow got some sidewalk chalk that Jake and I stole and wrote on the walls of the bar and the tables. Then we were like, “Hey lets play a game where we see how many people we can write on in da’ club.” I was winning until Jake stole my piece and stomped it into dust.

It’s like we never graduated from high school.

This morning I texted Jake while I was buying ingredients (ON THE SABBATH!) for Mothers’ Day lunch/dinner/linner/dunch, I was making jambalaya…

“I’m at the grocery buying stuff for dinner and I look in the mirror and I have chalk all over me. I hate you.”

My other favorite text I wish I could save in my crappy go phone from this weekend?

“It’s cool. I was way drunk anyway. Like dance with ugly chicks drunk.”

Good times.

I’m excited for that.

Conversation from last night in the hot tub.

Andy: This hot tub is a little dirty.

GEORGE!: Yea, I know, I keep getting bugs in my chest beard.

Andy: Chest beard?

GEORGE!: Yea.

My favorite recent picture

OK. School is almost over, I’m sorry I haven’t written anything relevant in the past two weeks, I really am. I’ve been studying for finals and spending time with old friends from high school recently and haven’t thought about blogging. I’m sorry.

I’ll write something meaningful Friday. Maybe.

The semester is coming to an end and I’ve been spending my free time playing Rock Band instead of posting anything. I only missed two notes, which were easy notes, I’m better than that… Don’t ask me why my rocker’s name is Lola, because she isn’t mine. It’s Sam’s. Why do I play on hers? To provide Lola with more money for outfits and her cocaine problem. She’s sitting on about 12 grand right now, but she keeps wanting more. Freaking coke whore.

What is our band name? Busy Bee. As in, “YOU GET THE BUSY BEE I’VE GOT TO TRIM HER WHISKERS!”

Jake: You better live blog this on vergGEORGE! right now!

GEORGE!: My phone broke, so unfortunately… I can’t.

Jake: Take a picture with your camera!

GEORGE!: I couldn’t find it!

Jake: Aw man!

GEORGE!: I KNOW!

Don’t worry, no cougar had pissed her pants, we were just watching ESPN on a 120 inch home theater screen in cushy leather seats… with 2 cup holders each… full of… soda.

So yea, the battery crapped out on my piece of shit LG phone, and they don’t make it anymore, and I refuse to spend anytime researching to find a new battery for it.  Instead I got a sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet 20 dollar go phone from Wal*Mart, you remember the first gameboys with color screens?  Those had better graphics.  Not only that, but it can’t keep up with how fast I textzorz.  So I have to actually slow down to make sure it gets each key press.  Awesome.

I’m a little depressed.

But Sam was here Friday/Saturday and we had a BBQ early on Saturday, good times with the Boonetang family.  Trevon and Coleen (who is with child, their 2nd) even stopped by.  Also, my good friend Peter, his wife is pregnant.  Did I mention I’m the oldest of my friends from high school?  No girlfriend, no kids, no job.

Life is good.

Six dorra t shirt?!, originally uploaded by gboone31.

don’t mind if i do. Ps oh hey nipples!